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The Dog and The Hermit

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no offense... no offense.... *raises hands in surrender*

it was for lack of a better title... Lear and Zantair both have derogatory names they were given at some point... neither of which bothered them. Lear for one has been called worse things, but whilst she was living alone and avoiding the law, she simply was called "The Hermit" because to people who did not know her, she was a nameless, genderless hermit.

so i decided to break in my new sketchbook which i got for my birthday, by drawing some random House of Hatters junk!

:bulletblack: Please Don't Hate Me

Lets just say these too had a rather rocky start. Zantair did not trust Lear in the slightest and took great pains to ignore her... something Lear didn't like. so she started following him around in her animal form, and (accidentally) started making his life miserable, when she was just trying to help him out and prove she wasn't dangerous (which ironically with her mess ups, she proved otherwise) a very peeved Zantair finally confronts her and Lear sadly admits she only wanted to help him.

:bulletred: Bro Punch

Lear giving Zantair either a congratulatory, or a playful punch... which of course doesn't hurt him cause her hits are pathetic. Zantair is being moody...

:bulletblack: Snooze

Zantair fell asleep on Lear AND the couch! hey! you stay on your half and don't cross that line, ya freak! *shoves him away*

Lear is supposed to be frowning, but as i draw tiny and my pencil was bold... well. bluh

:bulletred: Youthful Heroes

Little Gender bent Lear and Zantair! *squees and cuddles them both* and little Zantoinette in her little red boots! eeeee! *dies from cute* Male Lear was a mischievious little wanna be adventurer. and Zantoinette was his faithful little Minion Sidekick. onward to adventure~!

:bulletblack: My Princess

Because Zantoinette would be one if she married male Lear. and he might propose to her, when he gets the courage... of course, theres still the threat of Knight (who is still a male... Lear and Zantair are the only ones whose genders were switched) and if anything happened to Zanny Lear would go quite literally insane. all his gentleness would go down the tube and his killers instinct would take its place.

Male Lear and Female Lear are only different in one way (besides the obvious)

if someone fell off of their bike

Male Lear would Laugh at them, and continue to laugh even as he takes them to the hospital.

Fem Lear would laugh only if they were ok... if they were hurt she'd be freaking out.

other than that... they are the same... expect for their genders... both are tsundere, and protective of what they love, kind of cowards, guarded with their hearts, happy to be virgins, and good bakers.

only Male Lear is kinda a jerk... but he has a soft spot in his little mongoose heart for Zanny. (i think its gas to be honest)

:bulletred: I shall squeeze him and hold him and call him george

Zantoinette: oh my gosh what its this its adoreable i'm gonna keep it and dress it up and take it on walks and carry it about the castle and feed it pancakes and *goes on and on*

Male Lear: *blush* hey... this girls pretty cute and i think she digs me...

Erib: OMIGOD ZAN PUT THAT DOWN YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ITS BEEN!!!!!!

Zantair is (C) *sleyf

art and Lear are (C) me
Image size
2294x3048px 4.26 MB
Make
HP
Model
HP Scanjet G3110
Date Taken
Apr 25, 2013, 10:53:54 PM
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Sleyf's avatar
Yay lets go brutalise some poor imaginary reptiles that never did anything to anybody! Yay!

Lear needs to take punching lessons...or employ someone large and muscular to punch for her!

Lol girl zan is so girly! *pulls off the headband*- and you know what Erib's reaction to animal man lear would be? A) give it a thorough clean in as much water, soap, and industrial strength cleaning products as possible B) burn it

Lets hope he chooses A.
Although the fact lear can talk is a life saver!

And Zantoinette is a great name lol, though she sounds like she'd be a bitch when older!