Because the Rent is too **** High

for lack of a better name... and for some reason i had that statement stuck in my brain (i'm working on my neg brief for Debate right now alright?!)

would you believe I had to do this several times over? yeah... first two or three times I made the dump space too small... or too wide and not high enough! and then I put a bunch of cut up pictures on it... and then realized i hadn't put a lot of the images I had wanted to put on originally and had no room for them! so i removed some of the less interesting pictures and replaced them with the sketches that looked better...

yeah, so.... this is about... as much drawing as i've done in the last... few months. (its pathetic, i know!)

so I guess i'll list off what these pictures are of in a way that makes me look like i'm under the naive impression that somebody cares.

+ a picture of my two fantrolls drawn while i was at my cousins wedding. and I will let you all know that I had an entire four days up there, with little to nothing to do, and this was the only think i drew! (lol i've failed you all *weeps*) anyway, the guy troll is the snake of the chinese Zociac, and his name is Cerast. the girl is the rat of the Zodiac, and her name is Murine (pronounced Mehr-een not like urine thank you very much) and he wants to be her matesprit... but she's scared of him... so with a little hypnosis (no he wouldn't take her against her will... he just wants to get her to relax and tell him why she doesn't like him... get your minds in the right place!) he manages to snuggle up to her good side and they start a relationship... its shaky at first but grows stronger and more passionate the longer they are together...

+ a doodle of Olive Oakley that i drew at work (i'm such a terrible person) i got complimented by random people "oh your drawing is really good!"

"yes thank you" (what do they know. pffft)

and no thats not her angry face, that's her "i'm trying to read please now go away" face... it was originally meant to be Lear because she is the queen of crabbiness, but then i figured Olive doesn't get enough artistic appreciation.

+ oh gosh... this... well, its a sketch of fully human Lars (male Lear)... its purpose was to be a birthday present for my dear older sister *Sleyf... i was going to draw him and her Toinette strolling and arguing talking... but Toinette is very uncooperative and i wasn't sure where to put her... so the picture ended with him... and well... um, i liked how he turned out, so i guess i just decided to upload him... well... here is half of your birthday present Rasha, slooped over in a hodgepodge of other artistic atrocities...

+ Heather (Zombie) as she would look as a full human who didn't die and had to be pieced together like a rag doll! she's soooo cuuuuuute *tackle hugs* however, as a human, she has an eating disorder... so she vomits after eating... its not because she wants to be thin, its just... she can't keep food down! she has to eat little amounts at once and swallow back whats coming up... its really horrible!

+ the waaaaaist! the waaaaaaaist! *noodle arms* I always get weird out of this world compliments about my tiny and curvaceous waist. by random people... this one woman said i had a scarlet o'hara waist, and i don't even wear a corset! and then Saleen is always trying to put both her hands around my waist, and then will proclaim loudly to anyone within earshot "LOOK AT HOW TINY THIS THING IS!!!! SHE'S SOOOOOO TINY!!!! I CAN ALMOST GET MY FINGERs TO TOUCH!!!"

me: =_= "thats great. now let go."

well, anyway, this is another drawing for HoH... its Lear in formal attire... the dress is a dark blue... and she curls the long bits of her hair! *pulls curl so it bounces* this is what she looked like when she was attending a business party in one scene... and gained unwanted attention for it! (Hamleeeeeeet)

+ another doodle of Lear i did at work... i wanted to draw Lear with mouse gabriel, because i hadn't before, and Sleyf already did one, sooo... well, it doesn't look quite correct... i mean, Lear's legs aren't nearly long enough, and they look fat... and her face is terrible... her hair is all scraggly... yeah i could go on for a while about how dumb it is...

+ baby Petrish! *squeeze* she is SUCH a cutie pie! (i don't know why she is pretty though, her dad is ugly and her mother is plain... must be someone elses genes!) i imagine she's probably the most fussed over child in the woodfolk village... but she's too oblivious to be spoiled! *drifts about quietly in an almost dreamlike state* she really doesn't get that they're trying to spoil her *hands her toffee to suck on while she stares blankly at nothing* i imagine that other children find her creepy and unsettling so she stays near adults, who think she's wonderful because she doesn't make any noise! her mother, Terish is very protective of her though... not without reason! i won't go into full detail... but, basically, Terish has lost a lot of family members, and her baby was born out of wedlock, making her and Petrish sort of social outcasts in the village...

+ ugh.. cats... i drew my Lear as a kitty, which took about two hours for me to draw... (and yes i said i wanted her to have no tail, but i also wanted to practice drawing cat tails) and then i got fed up with her face, which turned out NOTHING like i wanted... (as you can see by me trying to shoot an arrow up her butt) so i doodled for about two minutes and got this perfect cat drawing... what the angling AFJAJFAKJADSK?! well, here *Sleyf have a Zantair kitty, cause thats what my easy doodle looks like!

+ last, but by no earthly means least *sweats nervously under his hulking figure* is a concept sketch of my Sorcerer, Hedgewick! i like this hair style for him *pets it* its a medieval bowl haircut.. he looks good with it, as well as stubble

anyway, art is (C) ~Lear-is-not-amused